A Stormborn in a teacup |
In my head I'm a superhero/knight/Jack Kerouac- in reality I'm autistic, working class, a brony and a thronie. I like ALL of Amanda's feelings, socialism, disability politics, angsty teenagers, Doctor Who, Mike Leigh, Belle and Sebastian and mooning over female musicians. I firmly believe that Magneto was right, and spend a lot of time wishing Daenerys Targaryen was real so she could ride into England, unseat David Cameron and restore order to our streets. |
That’s not sexy, that’s fucking terrifying.
(Source: cosmosextips, via afterthecurtain)
If someone said that to me, I’d run, not walk, out the door.
It’s especially effective when I suddenly say this in a very serious voice while looking them straight in the eye...
“See how I’m biting savagely into this piece of flesh, tearing bits of it away, and then pulling strands of it out from...
Cosmopolitan: giving quality advice on how to sexually please your man since Nobody-Cares-When.
Oh my god, i wish some girl would say that to me, I’d fucking laugh so hard i would probably spew food fucking...
watch me chew this steak nnnnngh sensual